Custom Roast Songs — The Ultimate Stitch-Up
Funny. Petty. Ridiculously specific. Just like your mate.
Burns, Bangers & Banter — All in One Song
Roasting your mate? We’ll turn their worst habits and funniest fails into lyrical gold.
Nothing says "I love you, idiot" quite like a personalised roast song. Whether it's a birthday, bucks night, promotion, or just because they finally learned to parallel park, we take your inside jokes, embarrassing stories, most roastable traits, and turn them into a hilarious, studio-quality track.
No templates. No mercy.
We’ll include nicknames, dodgy fashion choices, bad tattoos, weird hobbies, and that one time they cried during a Marvel movie. You send us the ammo, and we’ll deliver a song that absolutely ends them (in the nicest way possible).
Perfect for: Birthdays, Best Men, Bosses, Breakups, and Big Egos.
How it works
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📝 Start Your Song
Click Order My Song and add the custom song to your cart.
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🎙️ Choose Any Upgrades & Checkout
After clicking Add to Cart, you’ll have the option to include extras like a Lyric Review, Lyric Video, or Rush Order if you need your song sooner. Place your order to secure your song.
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👀 Tell Us the Story
You’ll receive a confirmation email with a “Complete Your Song Details” button.
This short questionnaire is where you can spill the dirt — inside jokes, embarrassing moments, and everything that makes your mate roast-worthy. -
📩 We Turn Your Story Into a Song
Our writers take everything you’ve told us and turn it into a hilarious custom song — roasting your mate in the best possible way.
Your finished song and lyric sheet will be delivered straight to your inbox, ready to share, play loudly, and watch the reactions.
What to Include in Your Song
Make it personal. Make it savage (with love).
We’re turning your mate’s misadventures, bad habits, and questionable life choices into a one-of-a-kind roast track. So don’t hold back. This is a loving takedown - the more brutal (and true), the better.
The goal? Humiliate them gently. Or not so gently. It’s your call.
Need some ideas to get started? Try this:
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😂 Iconic Fails
- That one time they epically embarrassed themselves
- The inside joke no one will let them live down
- A list of things they should never be allowed to do again
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🧠 Personality Flaws (We Mean, Quirks)
- The weird phrases they always say
- That hobby they take way too seriously
- Questionable fashion choices, cooking skills, or driving record
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📱 Everyday Roast Material
- How they act in the group chat
- Their chaotic dating history (names optional… or not)
- The reason you’d nominate them for “Least Likely to Succeed… Yet Somehow Did”
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❤️ But Seriously…
- Why they’re your ride-or-die (even if they’re a menace)
- What makes them one of a kind
- The stuff you’d never say to their face (until now, in song form)
Songs So Personal, They Hurt (In a Good Way)
Whether it’s for a birthday, bucks party, wedding, or just because you can, we’ll help you create a funny, brutal, and surprisingly heartfelt roast song your mate will never forget (and probably never forgive).
They’ll laugh, they’ll cringe, they’ll play it on repeat.
This is not your average custom gift. This is a roast in rhyme.
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