The Soundtrack to Your Silly Season

Whether you’re carolling, crying, or just trying to survive family lunch - do it with a song that’s all about you and your family.

Custom Christmas Songs - Because Socks Aren’t Sentimental

Celebrate the chaos, the magic, and the memories of Christmas with a custom-made song just for your family.

Christmas is personal. From awkward family traditions to Grandma’s unbeatable pavlova. So why settle for a generic gift?

Our custom-written Christmas songs turn your memories, jokes, and festive chaos into a professional-quality track that’ll be played long after the tinsel comes down.

Whether you want a touching tribute, a cheeky roast, or a hilarious holiday anthem - we’ve got you.

It’s the kind of gift they’ll remember forever (and replay over and over again).

  • 🎄 Tell us your story

    Tell us about your family, stories, and inside jokes

  • 🎁 We write & record your song

    We write & professionally record your custom Christmas song

  • 🎅 (Optional) Approve your lyrics

    Want to tweak a line? No worries, add a lyric review at checkout and we’ll send them before recording.

  • 🌟 Receive your custom track

    Delivered in MP3 format! Optional upgrade to MP4 lyric video.

What to Include in Your Song

Make it personal. Make it unforgettable.

Christmas is chaotic, hilarious, emotional, and full of stories just waiting to be sung. We don’t want the polished version. We want the real stuff. The burnt ham. The weird traditions. The magic. The mess.

The more honest, funny, or heartfelt you get, the better your custom Christmas song will be.

Need a few festive ideas? Here's what to include for the perfect personalised Christmas gift:

  • 🎄 Holiday Traditions

    • Matching PJs, beach cricket, carols, or Christmas Eve chaos
    • That one thing your family always does - no matter how weird
    • The way you do gifts, from present piles to polite fake reactions
  • 🍽️ Family Shenanigans

    • Who burns the ham (again)
    • Nana’s pavlova or Mum’s dessert obsession
    • The family member who starts drama… but is somehow still invited back
  • 🎁 The Good Stuff

    • Inside jokes and holiday mishaps
    • The worst Secret Santa gift in recorded history
    • The “one drink only” relative who absolutely does not follow that rule
  • ❤️ The Warm & Fuzzy Bits

    • Why this time of year matters more than most
    • The way your family, chosen or blood, shows love
    • The memories that make it all feel like home

Whether you want something hilarious, heartwarming, or a sleigh ride of both - we’ll help you create a personalised Christmas gift they’ll never forget.

Because socks wear out. A custom Christmas song lasts forever.

Sing it loud, it’s Christmas (and Nan’s had wine)

Capture the joy, the chaos, and the family traditions in a song they’ll replay every silly season.

Carols & Kudos

“We played the song just after dessert and there wasn’t a dry eye at the table — except for Uncle Kev, who was too busy laughing at the bit about his ‘elf costume incident.’ I had it made for Nan, and it mentions all the grandkids and our chaotic traditions — including the annual beach sprint (which Nan still insists on judging in her Santa hat). It’s now a family tradition to play our song every Christmas. Best gift I’ve ever given.”

— Mel, Christmas Chaos Coordinator