Roasting your mate? We’ll turn their worst habits and funniest fails into lyrical gold.

Nothing says "I love you, idiot" quite like a personalised roast song. Whether it's a birthday, bucks night, promotion, or just because they finally learned to parallel park, we take your inside jokes, embarrassing stories, most roastable traits, and turn them into a hilarious, studio-quality track.

No templates. No mercy.

We’ll include nicknames, dodgy fashion choices, bad tattoos, weird hobbies, and that one time they cried during a Marvel movie. You send us the ammo, and we’ll deliver a song that absolutely ends them (in the nicest way possible).

Perfect for: Birthdays, Best Men, Bosses, Breakups, and Big Egos.